"I'm Hammered" -- If This Is Kyle Schwarber And The Phillies Celebrating A Division Title, Then They Might Bong Every Beer In America After A World Series
"We Won The Fuckin' Game, Shut Your Ass Up" - Jalen Hurts Had No Time For A Salty Ass Chris Jones At The End Of The Game
Nick Sirianni Could Start At QB For 31 Teams In The League After Seeing Him Launch This Challenge Flag (And The Eagles Beat The Chiefs. Again)
Band Wars: Oklahoma's Band Is Not Traveling To Temple This Week, So The St. Joe's Band Is Filling In For Them
An All-Time Fan Brawl Broke Out In The Stands At The Mann Cup Finals In Canada, Including One Poor Fella Taking A Horn To The Face
The NFL Actually Gets One Right, Decides Not To Suspend Jalen Carter For Any Additional Games For Hocking A Loogie On Dak Prescott
It's Becoming Clearer By The Day That Howie Roseman Has A Trade Addiction After The Eagles Make A Move For Tank Bigsby
Dad Who Gave Up Home Run Ball To Philly Karen Can't Catch A Break, Apologizes To Son On The News For Giving The Ball Away
"Have Some Faith Next Time" -- Josh Allen Made Sure To Verbally Ball Tap Every Buffalo Fan Who Left The Bills Game Early Last Night
Harrison Bader Hooked Up The Little Kid Who Got Home Run Ball Snatched Away From Him By A Wild Karen With The Signed Bat (PLUS: Bonus Angles Of Philly Karen)
The Rest Of The NFL Should Be Extremely Worried About How Close Jalen Hurts Is Getting To Michael Jordan
SpitGate: New Footage Shows That Dak Prescott Spit First, Jalen Carter Was Simply Returning The Favor
Jalen Carter Had To Just Set A World Record For The Fastest Ejection In NFL History, Spits On Dak Prescott And Gets Tossed From Season Opener Before First Play
"I Can't Even Count How Many Beers I Have In My Cooler": This Legendary Birds Fan Continues To Put On A Tailgating Clinic Every Eagles Home Opener
It's Crazy To Think There's Never Been A Better Relationship Between Coach and Quarterback Than With Nick Sirianni and Jalen Hurts
The New Saquon Barkley Documentary On Prime Video Premieres Just In Time For The First Eagles vs Giants Game This Season, Which Surely Can't Be A Coincidence
Eat Shit, Cheaters: The NHL Isn't Wasting Any Time, Will Have The New Salary Cap System In Effect For The 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs
Somebody Has To Have The Courage To Say It: A 15-Minute Standing Ovation Is Just Ridiculously Too Long
Pat Kavanagh Picks Up Big Win For Older Brothers Everywhere. Takes Down His Younger Brother, Chris, In The PLL Semifinals
