Don't Let The Celtics Playing Like Ass Distract You From The Fact That Hugo Gonzalez Is Clearly A Gift From The Basketball Gods
Payton Pritchard And Derrick White Put The Hospital Celtics On Their Backs In Ways We've Never Seen Before In All Of NBA History
Getting Blown Out By The Pistons Was A Nice Reminder Of What Can Happen When The Celtics Play Like Assholes
The Current Level Of Basketball Being Played By The Champs Is Enough To Give You A Raging Porzingis In Your Pants
Don't Look Now, But The Defending Champs Are Starting To Find Their Groove With The Playoffs On The Horizon
Winners Of 7 Of Their Last 8, The Champs Cruise Into The All Star Break With All The Momentum In The World
It Has Become Very Frustrating How The Celtics Refuse To Stop Playing Braindead Basketball On Their Own Floor
Jayson Tatum Continues To Torture The Sixers, Their Fanbase, And Really The Entire City Of Philadelphia
After Another 4th Quarter Collapse, The Celtics Are Currently Stuck In A Groundhog Day Cycle Of Mediocrity
Even When They Win, The Celtics Continue To Find Ways To Take Years Off Your Life By Playing Braindead Basketball
Watching The Celtics Win Despite Playing Like Absolute Shit (Again) Is Both Encouraging Extremely Infuriating All At The Same Time
In A Big Time Battle Between Title Contenders, The Celtics Were Punched In The Mouth And Responded With Some Of The Worst Basketball Ever Played
The Celtics Have Started The New Year Playing Some Of Their Best Basketball And It's Coming At The Perfect Time
Between The Wins And The Rest, The Celtics Not Advancing In The NBA Cup Has Been A Blessing In Disguise
The Celtics Are Now Finding Ways To Do Things On A Basketball Court That Shouldn't Be Humanly Possible
For The 18 Straight Time In Boston, The Celtics Once Again Showed The Wolves There Are Levels To Title Contention
For The First Time This Season, The Celtics Learned A Valuable Lesson Of What Happens When You Fuck Around
It Will Never Get Old Watching The Celtics Break The Bucks Spirit (Again) And Send Them To An Even Lower Level Of Futility
Unfortunately For The Rest Of The NBA, The Defending Champs Are Showing To Be Even Better Than Last Year
