Pre-Crime Of The Day: Small Boy Chucks Pigeons At Onlookers

Working on the internet makes you numb to a lot. We’ve seen the depths of humanity on a near daily basis because of the interconnectivity which cell phones and social media have cursed us with. It’s hard to be truly shocked anymore because of this familiarity with what kind of sociopathy exists out there.

With all that being said: my jaw was agape when I saw this kid rifling pigeons at onlookers and passerby’s. Not only because he’s throwing pigeons at other human beings, though that’s reason enough for concern. No. The true shock of this video is that the pigeons seem to be in on his scheme. They don’t seem flustered in the slightest. He emerged from that flock as if he was one of them. And if that’s the case, if he and those flying rats are working hand in hand, then we may be on the brink of the great Human-Pigeon War that’s been quietly brewing for centuries. If that’s not the case, then there’s still time – not much, but enough to get our ducks in a row and come up with a plan to stop this menace before it’s too late.