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Lonzo Said He Magically Became Good Again When He Stopped Wearing BBB Sneakers Because They Ripped Every Quarter

Now just wait a goddamn second here. You’re telling me that these sneakers simply weren’t good for basketball players? More specifically these sneakers weren’t good enough for an NBA player? I’m just shocked, SHOCKED I tell you.

There’s nothing worse than having a shitty sneaker when trying to play. Now trying to do that and put on a new sneaker every quarter is goddamn impossible. I love Lonzo just flat out admitting everything was trash, but they were so deep into it he just had to roll with it all. Seems like a smart thing for your career.

Perhaps looking back on it, this blog topic makes a bit more sense

So yeah I think we found the magical ingredient. Wear regular ass basketball sneakers. That tends to help. I mean I don’t know what will help fix that jumper, but I actually lik Lonzo’s game. He’s been a fine defender in the NBA. He can pass. Do something to fix that and then I’ll believe in real magic.