Give Me More Hilary Duff And Give Me More Now

How I feel after spending at least the past 10 minutes getting lost in this picture.

It’s been a pretty roller coaster few months for Lizzie McGuire after her divorce from ex-Flyer Mike Comrie (More of a Flyer than an Islander). She was looking pretty bomb dot com in this bikini shot, but then she went ahead and dyed her hair like an idiot and I thought for a moment that I’d finally be off the Hil-dawg wagon.

Thought she was a lost cause. You dye your hair like this after a break up, that’s just step 1 of a long and torturous spiraling path of lunacy. But judging by the cover photo up top, it looks like Lizzie McGuire is doing well and with that, I am doing boners. Lots and lots of Disney boners over here. It’s not all that often that childhood stars can remain this goddamn smokey at 27-years-old and with a kid. So consider Hilary Duff to be in an elite group right now. Only childhood actress that comes to mind who has been able to keep up just as well and for even longer is DJ Tanner.

Coincidence that they’re both into hockey players? I think not.