HIPPO FUCKS UP LIONS WHO JUST WERE TRYING TO FIND SOME HOT LION ASS
Lion 1: Yo, we some young male lions. YOUNG KINGS! Bachelors bro!
Lion 2: WE THE MUFUCKIN KINGS OF THE JUNGLE! Our daddy kicked us out of the pride because we got manes!
Lion 3: WE WAS GONNA FUCK ALL HIS HOES! Even if some of them were technically our sisters and mothers.
Lion 1: Yeah now we gonna go find some hoes of our own and beat up another old lion and take his pride! King of the Jungle shit.
LIon 2: Theres def some hot lioness tail across this river.
Lion 3: We are untouchable gods of the Savannah.
*The 3 arrogant young lions start swimming across the river*
Lion 2: Yo is that a hippo coming towards us...
Lion 1: Bro hippos are herbivores we are fine. Lowkey pussies
Lion 3: yo he's coming at us pretty heated.
Lion 1: o fuck
*hippo proceeds to start charging hard*
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Hippo: GET THE FUCK OUT MY SWAMP YOU FUCKS
Lion 1: O SHIT
Hippo: I WILL WRECK YOUR SHIT I LEGIT AM THE MOST DANGEROUS LAND MAMMAL ON EARTH I GOT MORE BODIES ON MY BELT THAN YOU COULD IMAGINE. I KILL HUMANS FOR SPORT I WILL CRUSH YOU WITH MY GIGANTIC JAWS U LEGIT GIANT PUSSIES (LARGE FELINES) I AM THE GOD OF THIS SWAMP.
LIONS collectively: AHHHHHHHH O MI GAWD GET ME OUT OF HERE
*lion 1 proceeds to get absolutely merc'd by the hippo*
Lion 2: Yo should we help him?
lion 3: nah bro more lioness for us.
Lion 2: Hes getting pretty bodied
Lion 3: o shit he might survive
*Lion 1 gets away*
Lion 1: fuck you guys i got a hippo tooth up my ass and yall were gonna abandon me?
Lion 3: don't hate the player hate the game bro