I Am Being Falsely Accused of Murdering the Vandy Whistler

Earlier this afternoon, I saw this tweet announcing the death of Troy Cage the infamous Vandy whistler. Being the gullible sucker that I am, I believed it at first. I quote tweeted it and Trey Wallace from Outkick sent me a DM that it was a fake account. Thank you Trey for not letting me look stupid.

And then I checked my Twitter replies and everyone was accusing me of MURDERING THE VANDY WHISTLER?!?!?! I have been called a lot of names and accused of many things in my 39 years on earth but murderer is a first.

I felt the need to clear the air to defend my name against these false charges.

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To my knowledge, the Vandy Whistler is alive and well. TCU fans will find out for sure on Friday in a top 15 matchup on Opening Day......