George Brett's Story About Shitting Himself In Vegas Is One Of The Most Rewatchable Videos In Internet History
This hall-of-fame internet video came across my feed and for the 1000th time in my life, I watched the entire thing with bated breath. I can't say I laughed my ass off cause that would turn this into a bit, and this place is NOT a buffet of bits. But if we're gonna talk about dudes who invented the internet, look no further than George Brett. HALL OF FAME slugger from the Kansas City Royals.
At this point I'd guess about 96% of earth knows about George shitting his pants that fateful day at the Bellagio. Batch of bad crabs. Water, down his leg. Big ole shitty pile of clothes left in the stall. Perfect double tapered shit in the morning.
But for the 4% that didn't know, I felt obliged to make sure any wrongs would be righted. Now you're up to speed and ready to take on the world as a true internet expert! And maybe there's some people out there that needed to hear a situation like THAT can still up end being okay.
Can't imagine the diet during 69 straight hours of NFL Draft coverage helps digestion. So stay strong out there, I wish everyone a Double Taper Monday morning.
Until then, take it away George! Also why don't we make these anymore? Truly some of our best writing ever. Bring em back Francis...
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PS: Can't post an iconic baseball blog and not give a salute my #1 GOAT Wally Backman. His viral video came out during my 1st month interning in Summer 2010, forever grateful for the endless laughs ol Wally has given me. Worth the click.
Let's get a beer Doc.
