The Giants Thankfully Don't Fuck It Up And Actually Draft Abdul Carter

I know the last two months have been lying season in the NFL and everything the Giants have done or even tried to do told us they weren't taking a quarterback at 3. But until the glorious words Abdul Carter came out of that asshole Roger Goodell's mouth, I was scared the Giants were going to shock the world in all the worse ways yet again. So I guess we have that going for us.

Anyway, the Giants have Abdul Carter, who was an absolute game wrecker whenever I watched him last season and I never thought Big Blue would be in the right position to draft him. At the very least, us Giants fans can dream of a NASCAR 2.0 line with Carter, Brian Burns, Dexter Lawrence, and Kayvon Thibodeaux (if he doesn't get traded this weekend). 

Hope is all we really have right now, so I'll take it as a W that Joe Schoen didn't rob us of that. Now he can do whatever he wants to get a QB and I'll ride with them while I watch Abdul Carter highlights until my eyeballs bleed.

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