Bill Belichick's CBS Sunday Morning Interview Is One Of The Most Awkward Things I've Ever Seen, And I'm Afraid We Might Have A Hostage Situation On Our Hands
Yahoo - Bill Belichick’s girlfriend Jordon Hudson accompanied him to a recent interview, during which she interjected on his behalf — leading to an awkward moment in the conversation.
Ahead of the release of his new book, The Art of Winning: Lessons from a Life in Football, the legendary former NFL coach, 73, sat down for an interview with CBS News' Sunday Morning — which aired on April 27 — and Hudson, 24, came along for the ride.
The Maine native — who supported Belichick on the interview set in a matching sweatshirt — sat just out of the main frame, with journalist Tony Dokoupil describing her as a “constant presence” during their conversation.
Then, Dokoupil asked about Belichick’s relationship with Hudson, and specifically how they met — and the former cheerleader interjected, shutting down the question from her spot in the corner of the set.
“We’re not talking about this,” she said sternly, as Dokoupil turned to her and asked, “No?”
“No,” she doubled down, making for a visibly awkward moment between the interviewer, interviewee and herself.
In a voiceover during the Sunday Morning segment, Dokoupil moves on from the awkward pause by stating, “It’s a topic neither one of them is comfortable commenting on.”
BILL, BLINK TWICE IF YOU WANT US TO CALL FOR HELP!
Take the most whipped friend you know, and send them this video today, and let them know maybe they’re not the most whipped person on Earth. Because my all accounts, Bill Belichick has claimed that title.
And he may or may not be in a hostage situation. Being held against his will like that whole Richard Simmons ordeal.
I legit laughed out loud while watching this, because I was thinking to myself, “I wonder if his girlfriend was off camera giving him cues and trying to direct this thing.” And then wouldn’t you know they cut to her with the “WE aren’t talking about that.”
Lol.
If you can't make it through that entire 8 minutes of uncomfortableness Dave clipped the part described by Yahoo News.
This past Thursday I just blogged about the displeasure longtime staff at UNC voiced to Tom Curran about "the Bill Belichick experience" thus far in Chapel Hill.
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And in that blog, I literally wrote the following-
Barstool Dante- Nobody can stand the girl that has dated your buddy for 2 months and already completely dominates him. You all know the exact type.
“WE didn’t love that restaurant, the AC was too cold.”
“WE decided Pete looks better in neutral tones, so we overhauled his whole wardrobe.”
“WE love to watch Bravo after work. It’s OUR guilty pleasure.”
If Bill is letting this shit fly- his 24 year old girlfriend prance around his practice field in patent leather knee highs, emailing staff and media relations instructing them on how to refer to her boyfriend, one can only imagine what’s going on at home.
She probably has him crawling around the house on a leash, drinking out of a dog bowl.
And every last one of you is a damned liar if you say you wouldn’t be doing the same.
My theory is that Jordan Hudson was sent from the underworld by Don Shula to destroy Belichick.
TL/DR: pussy stays undefeated
That last line I think is the main takeaway here.
She must be showing Bill a side of freak he never even knew existed. She must have tricks in her bag that would shock Sting.
I mean, look at this.
Cmon man.
Like Ace Rothstein not being able to kick Ginger, no matter how many times she tied their daughter up to the bed and slithered back to that scumbag Lester Diamond, because he was hypnotized by the sex, I think we’ve got the same thing occurring here.
It’s the only explanation that makes any sense.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say Bill's GF is at the root of this all.
Another giant of a man, ruined by a woman they fell too hard for. It's a tale as old as time.
Actually older than time.
Since literally the dawn of man, Adam had it made in the shade. Literally. The Garden of Eden (ever heard of it?) was his home. The definition of paradise on Earth. (Fun fact - the Mormon's believe the Garden of Eden existed in Independence, Missouri. No joke.)
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He had an abundance of everything. Wanted for nothing. Not a care in the world. Everything was perfect.
And then what happened?
Eve had to come along. There she was strutting around the garden, naked as fuck, probably swinging her hips like chicks do so well, and Adam became a puddle.
She got in his ear, like they all do, after her snake friend (literally) put some crazy bullshit in her head.
Stop me if you've heard this one before. But Eve just couldn’t keep her mouth shut, had to tell Adam that everybody thinks he’s a pussy for not eating the apple. She belittled him and questioned his manhood and boom. Look what happened.
Adam gets booted out of paradise. Mankind becomes cursed. Sin enters the world. Good times.
Then there’s the Trojan War with Helen of Troy, Julius Caesar and Cleopatra, Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky, Tiger Woods and Denny’s waitresses, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, I could go on forever. History is littered with examples.
And it’s looking like we’ll soon be able to add Belichick to that list.
Everybody's obviously talking about the awkwardness in terms of Bill’s girlfriend.
But this thing came right out the gate like a rocket ship blasting towards planet cringe.
CBS Ken doll asked Bill why he named his book what he did, and Bill basically said “well I hate the name and wanted to name it something much better, but this is what the publisher insisted on.”
(Sidebar- “How I Did My Job” would have been so much better. “Do Your Job” or “Do(ing) Your Job” also would have been so awesome for a book title about success. PR Firm people and consultants remain the absolute worst.)
Then, that part where the CBS guy asked why Bill didn’t mention Kraft whatsoever in his book, then pressed him with a follow up on how he didn’t even shout him out in his “acknowledgements” left Bill staring at him dumbfounded.
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Did that not make your skin crawl?
You could tell the thoughts racing through Belichick’s head.
“Yah you bet your ass I got treated like shit. That little nerd Jonathan had it out for me after the whole Brady thing, and they acted like I didn’t resurrect this dumpster fire and turn it into the greatest dynasty in sports. Fuck them.”
But instead, Bill remained calm, stuck to Jordan’s PR instructions, and hit him with a “we’re on to Cincinatti”.
That poor guy tasked with conducting this interview now knows the pain that Boston media felt in every single Belichick post Pats game press conference for 20 years.
This felt like one 8-minute long “we’re on the Cincinatti”.
Props to him for hanging in there.
Especially having the balls to bring up the Instagram posts. I don’t think anybody but Jerry was fooled by those. You just know that this girl slid in a “hey, we should start you an Instagram account. Your recruits and kids thinking of coming to UNC will want to see you on there. Don’t worry, I can run it all for you.” Post-coitus. Bill just had his world rocked and everything was right in the world.
“Sure babe. Go for it.”
I’m not sure if Bill who Bill wanted to kill more in that moment after being asked about that fisherman and mermaid pic. Himself, of the CBS Ken doll.
You could cut that tension in that room with a knife.
The uncut version of this interview before Bill’s slave master Jordan took her chopping ax to it has got to be all-time comedy.
Hopefully it leaks like their Kamala one did.
P.s.- what’s too bad here is everybody saying this is classic Belichick just being a terrible interview, or butting heads once again with the media, clearly didn’t watch him put on a fucking clinic the last year on Inside The NFL, The Manningcast, and every other show and podcast he carried. The man was flat out delightful. His attitude was chipper. He was talkative, humorous, and incredibly interesting. The guy clearly knows how to turn it on and off. And this was obviously off and not something he wanted to do. Pushing a book release and doing the media push I’m sure was not something that was communicated before he agreed to do this book. Now he’s stuck dancing for other people. Answering the same 10 questions with the same canned responses. Sad indeed.