WATCH: There’s Nothing Like Some Good Old Fashioned Road Rage While Hanging Out Of Your Moving Car’s Window, Like These Two Ohio Fellas Displayed Yesterday

Now that’s a technique I haven’t seen before. 

Hanging out of your car window throwing bombs while your car creeps forward.

You gotta love this guys thinking. 

After he cut that guy off (making assumptions here), and flipped him the bird, he probably smirked to himself and thought, ha-

Only to shudder in fear and instantly regret his actions when seeing this former Mr. Olympia/OSU linebacker calmly exit his motor vehicle, and approach his Buick with one intent on his mind.

He was either breaking that driver-side window like John Krease

or he was ripping that guy out through the door like the jaws of the life. 

But then Machine Gun Kelly threw a wrench in the whole thing, rolled his window down, and wiggled his torso out of it while it creeped slow. 

Just unbelievable agility AND ingenuity here by MGK. 

I don't know how he contorted his body like that. How he had any torque whatsoever? In his upper body, in that position. Or how he kept his balance at all? Especially after eating some pretty huge left hooks like he did.

If you're in Buick leadership and you're watching this, the thought has to cross your mind about advertising this feature no?

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"Now offering the ability to fist-fight while behind the wheel, while Buick-safe-trac keeps your vehicle safely in your lane and far enough behind the car in front of you, while continuing to move forward. Comes equipped on all standard packages."

But credit where it's due. His car never hit anybody else's, he didn't run over or seriously injure the State Farm rep who was fighting him from outside of the car, and it doesn't appear he was seriously injured. As he drove off in one piece after trading punches. 

A good old fashioned Ohio-slobber-knocker. No guns, no knives. Just clean and fair one-on-one, two guys letting out much pent-up frustration on the way home from a long day at work. 

p.s. - writing this blog, this classic came to mind.