It Is Apparently Frowned Upon To Pass Out Jello Shots to Your Kindergarten Classmates

CBS News — An investigation is underway after a Pennsylvania school district said a kindergarten student gave jello shots to classmates. 

The Greater Johnstown School District said a kindergarten student at the elementary school gave out "alcohol in the form of small jello cups" to three other students. 

The superintendent said once staff learned about the situation, "immediate action was taken." The students were taken to the nurse's office for evaluation, and out of an abundance of caution, EMS was called to take the kids to a local hospital. Parents were notified and met first responders at the hospital, the district said.

It's unclear how the student got the alcoholic jello cups, but the district said it's looking into it and cooperating with authorities.  

"We are currently in possession of the jello cups and the matter is under investigation," the district said in a release. "We are cooperating fully with local authorities to determine how the student came into possession of these items and to ensure the continued safety of our students and staff." 

You can't do anything these days. Because of woke.

I took a couple pulls of witch hazel when I was three years old and I was just fine. Now you can't even have a little year-end party in a kindergarten classroom without the Fun Police breaking everything up. It's only a matter of time before pizza and cupcakes become illegal, too.

Getting in huge trouble for bringing what you thought was jello to share with your friends is such a kick in the dick. This kid was actually being remarkably selfless and just wanted his boys to enjoy some jello and now he's being treated like a felon. Rough start to the summer.