As a 3rd Grade Teacher, It Is Imperative to Close Your Gay Porn Tabs Before Lending Your iPad to a Student

I'm going to write this blog under the assumption that this father's recounting of events is factual, and that he didn't personally use the iPad his son's teacher lent him to look at gay porn himself, got caught by his son, his wife saw it, and is now he's going to preposterous lengths to avoid admitting that he sometimes watches gay porn. As much as the idea of a man going to lengths as far as standing up in a public forum and blaming his gay porn on a completely innocent teacher, because he would literally go to the ends of the earth before coming out of the closet... as much as that would be kind of hilarious. As much as it would make for a good episode of Always Sunny. Like in one of the middle seasons right before Mac officially comes out gay. Or it could also be a Dennis Reynolds move, where Dennis overhears a stranger disrespect his Eddie Bauer edition Ranger Rover outside of coffee shop one day, so he follows the man to work and learns he's a 3rd grade teacher. Then as revenge, he adopts one of the teachers orphaned students and frames him for exposing his class to pornography. 

But again, I'm going to assume this isn't a diabolic Always Sunny-esque plot against the teacher, and it's just a classic "gay porn left on the iPad" situation. Who among us? It could happen to anyone. Apple devices can be tricky bitches. I've got 500 tabs open in Safari on my phone right now. I genuinely don't even know how that happens. I swear I'm not intentionally opening new tabs. I swear every time I open Safari, I pick up from the same tab I left off. But somehow there's a backlog of 500 in there. There would be no way of knowing if any of them are gay porn. 

In reality, even if there wasn't porn open on this teachers device, lending your personal iPad to a 3rd grade student is such a wildly reckless move. The teacher could be fired the for poor judgment alone. I'm not a grade school teacher with a responsibility to young children, but even I wouldn't just lend my laptop to a 3rd grader without at minimum checking the open tabs and deleting my search history. I don't even watch porn on here. But blogging for Barstool every day will lead you to some weird places of the internet. Who knows how a kid might interpret something, or what type of rabbit hole it could lead them down. If this guy didn't even bother to close out his porn tabs, then he clearly didn't bother doing whatever other thousands of safety measures a grade school teacher should probably take before giving a student his personal iPad. That's just so phenomenally dumb. 

Gotta close the porn tabs, teachers. Probably best to avoid the porn altogether on devices that you're liable to hand over to a student without a second thought. Sad day for education. Sad day for the youth of America. We should really be able to expect more out the people we pay $40k a year to mold our nations youngest most impressionable minds.