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Ranking The Biggest Losers From The Knicks Conference Semifinals Celebration Video

I'm all for people enjoying the moment, I'm not trying to rain on anyone's parade 2nd round victory mob, but I've got to be the one to say it - Knicks fans are losers. Sure, New Yorkers pouring out in the streets to assault innocent people celebrate their team looks good on camera, but it's all style, no substance. These knockoff Philly wannabes are just recreating with what they think Philly would do in times like these. Instead of the national media slurping these nerds, someone that isn't part of the Knicks' propaganda arm needed to take a stand -here are the biggest Knicks losers in this video ranked ...

Before I start to be negative towards New York, I'd like a second and honor the heroes of this video - the NYPD. Despite these lawless Knicks heathens attempting to tear the city apart, at least someone stood for something. Sad to see Knicks fans don't listen first responders trying to keep them safe. Knicks fans are too rude to say thank you, so I'll show some Hoosier hospitality and say thank you to not only the first responders, but also the troops.

6. It's hard to hate Bill Nye The New York Knicks Guy, which is why he's so low on the list. Love a passionate fan, but 

wearing Knicks dog tags like you've served Knickerbocker Army is crazier than dressing like a Knicks Pimp. It might feel like you've been in the trenches, but you've watched 25 years of bad basketball, not going over no man's land facing heavy machine gun fire. 

5. Teaching your kid to say "Fuck Boston" or internet clout, great parenting, Buddy. Hope you teach your kid to say I love you through the thick glass of a prison visitation room, because that's the direction this is going. Silver lining is if they'll let Diddy watch the Knicks game in prison, I've got no doubt they'll throw the game on for you when the Knicks make the ECF in another 25 years.

4. Wrong jersey, wrong team, but go off bleacher creature kings. It doesn't matter if you're wearing pinstripes, any excuse for New Yorkers to yell and be loud - they'll take it. 

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3. The Empire State Building is the biggest front runner on the planet. Not a word from the 8th tallest building in NYC until the Knicks finally knocked Boston out of the playoffs. Where was that shit talking before Game 1? Sad to see how a once great building has fallen so far. 

2. Due to the fact that these Knicks fans jumped on the bandwagon when the Knicks went up 2-0 on Boston, I'm impressed they even know who Reggie Miller is, but somehow they aren't smart enough to know the choke symbol is a self own. Way to remind the fanbase the Knicks choked away Game 1 of the ECF.

1. Every Knicks fan in the New York office at the end of this series will be a loser, because the Indiana Pacers are winning the Eastern Conference finals. I've never seen Meek Phil so happy, he's literally glowing. I wish I could say I'd feel bad beating the Knicks, but the Pacers would be doing the Knicks a favor. This video is the fallout of a 2nd Round win, imagine what would happen to this city if the Knicks won the ECF? The Finals? NYPD would have to shut down the bridges and declare martial law. The Knicks need the Pacers to win. 

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