FREE HER! Pornstar Bonnie Blue, Who Famously Slept With 1,057 Men In One Day, Has Allegedly Been Arrested

Listen, I haven't written about my good friend Bonnie in a few months. I've surprised even myself, because she's given me enough ad revenue from pageviews to keep me employed for a couple more years at the very least. She's been one of the top blogs in Barstool history by numbies and it's for the exact reason in the title:

When someone asks me what I do for a living, most would say write about Bonnie Blue in shame, but not I. And to those who think this is just another publicity stunt to promote her *content*, I've got some ice to sell you as Dave would say:

I'm choosing to believe this is 100% real and the least we could do is throw some money on her books. I heard one of our Chicago guys Connor Griffin was the janitor for her 1,000 men shag session but that seems to be widely disputed:

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I wasn't around for Bonnie showing up to the NYC office, but from what I've heard, the only time there's been a bigger pop was when we had Michael B Jordan parading around and wooing the hearts of Barstool employees. And if I know anything about British prisons, they might not be the most cleanly ran systems:

More will come out about this story, and it either results in Bonnie Blue's career coming to an end, or another couple million dollars in her bank account for this stunt that results in thousands of fellas trying to stake their claim in the queue for the next 1,000 men video. 

Maybe she needs some legal advice from the woman who once went on a date with "deformed looking" (not my words, but a very famous person's) Mantis?

Free her!