Tonight On Barstool After Dark: Tate, Katic, Nicky Smokes, and Mintzy Are Locked In The Gym For What Could Be The Rest Of Their Lives
Alright so it's come to my attention that a few thousand people were upset (and voiced their concerns in the YouTube comments) about the fact that we finished in just under 2.5 hours last week when Hank, Beef, Rico Bosco, and I beat Scottie Scheffler's Sunday score at Quail Hollow. I do not apologize. We could've been there for months, and no one would've felt sorry. We finished the challenge at hand quicker than expected, and we should be celebrated for it!
Anyways, if you were unhappy for the short stream, you've come to the right place tonight.....because this has the possibility of going extremely long.
Here’s the plan: Mintzy, Katic, and I are going to be locked in the planet fitness gym with one of those Claw Machines that you’d find in an arcade. The Claw Machine is filled with 100 keys. 1 that works to let us out of the gym. And 99 that don’t work.
So we have to get a key with the claw, which the owner said is going to be really hard in itself, and then check to see if we can get out. There’s a 1% chance of that happening on the first try. But here’s the part that sucks: if the key doesn’t work, not only do we have to stay locked in the gym, we also have to earn the ability to try the claw machine again by running a mile (70 opitons) or completing a strength challenge (29 options).
So I guess worst case scenario would be we each have to run 17ish miles, lift a million pounds, and then finally get to leave on key 100.
See you tonight at 8 Eastern, 7 Central on the Barstool After Dark channel.