Sophie Turner Got Washboard-Abs-Level-Jacked To Play Lara Croft In A Rumored Tomb Raider TV Show
Holy hell Sansa HAVE MERCY! Not just Queen Of The North but now also QUEEN OF N.o.-Xplode?? Those are abs on top of ABS, somewhere Littlefinger weeps.
Along with that Jonas brother she kindly put on the curb, right next to the trash.
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Truthfully I'm just trying to score some brownie points with Ms. Turner since apparently they have been pretty amicable since their divorce a few years ago. And also being respectful in public media when it comes to co-parenting their kids. Huge salute to them for choosing love, not just once but multiple times.
Really makes it all the more impressive she's been able to train that hard whilst raising 2 future queens too. Can you imagine having Sansa Motherf**king Stark as your mom?
Not the worst reality!
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Still pains me in my heart the final season of GoT was so very bad that I refused to ever recommend it to anyone ever again. Sophie T's legacy remains untarnished though and maybe there's some hope for this rumored 'Tomb Raider' show coming on Amazon.
I see the vision?
(Variety) - Story Kitchen is currently producing the “Tomb Raider” live-action TV series in the works at Amazon from creator Phoebe Waller-Bridge. The company specializes in adaptations of videogames and other non-traditional IP into television and film.
Story Kitchen was founded in 2022 by “Sonic the Hedgehog” producer Dmitri M. Johnson and former agency partner Mike Goldberg, with veteran production executives Timothy I. Stevenson and Dan Jevons and creative executive Elena Sandoval.
Along with their work on “Tomb Raider,” Story Kitchen is currently working with Amazon to develop a film adaptation of the “ToeJam and Earl” games with Stephen Curry co-producing, as well as an adaptation of the hit game “It Takes Two” with Dwayne Johnson’s Seven Bucks Productions co-producing.
WHOA WHOA WHOA, sorry to get off the Sophie tracks for a second but there's a motherfucking TOE JAM & EARL movie on the way? This blog is about to be motherfucking hijacked by Planet Funkatron motherfuckers, this is HUGE.
Arguably the greatest video game soundtrack of all-time, and just the coolest alien dudes you could ever meet. With how well put together the Sonic movie universe has been, that's truly incredible news out of the goddamn clouds. 90's kids REJOICE.
Okay now that I've reoriented my Sega induced ADHD, let's get back to giving Sophie her flowers. Whether washboarded out or not, she's always looked great and always seemed chill as fuck. All she does is make hit TV shows, rock incredible fashion, whiff a few joints, and generally just make the world a better place. And for that we are grateful, dear Queen.
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Girls just want to have fun and Queens of Da North deserve even more. Glad she landed on her feet after the divorce and didn't sweat the small stuff. All that muscle should send that show to another level, which will be much needed. Since Angelina Jolie and her giant ass lips left the franchise it's been a pretty consistent struggle since. But maybe Phoebe Waller-Bridge can summon some of that 'Fleabag' magic and make raiding tombs great again.
I'll always be grateful for Lara Croft teaching me the most important lesson any 13 year old boy can learn. At the end of the day… Sideboob is JUST as good as any other form o' boob. And shower sideboob? FUGGETABOUTIT. I became a man that day in the theatre.
Best birthday party invitation ever, although the ride home all packed together with bubbling young boys in a mom driven minivan was TOUGH. Probably similar to how artifact hunting in musty dangerous catacombs feels like. Thank you Mrs. Wade!
But it's inspiring to know there's another generation coming that may be able to educate themselves in the comfort of their own home. What a gift streaming services can be, sometimes.
Regardless, ALL HAIL, FUTURE QUEEN OF THE RAIDED TOMBS!!!