Watch: Australian Guy Fights His IG Followers Daily Until He Gets Knocked Out But This Bloke Has HANDS For Days
Now this is fucking #CONTENT folks. Simple premise, amazing pageantry, impeccable execution. PAGEVIEWS.
And of course his accent really helps bring it all together. An American trying to pull this off would have zero aura and negative sauce. But some Australian bloke just bouncing around earth to fight random Instagram followers? He's essentially a live action version of that Russell Crowe episode of South Park/Russell Crowe in real life.
Down Under Dudes ROCK.
I've never visited Australia but have only heard good things from friends. And weirdly seeing how inherently drunk/violent they always are actually makes me want to visit more?
Something about their demeanor seems so chill despite the overall stereotype seeming incredibly threatening. I was a pretty big Crocodile Dundee fan growing up so that might be influencing my brain a bit. And I also just had this video pop up on my timeline, let my mate on the plane ya fackin' cunt!
Sadly that video was proven to be AI but I experienced a full 24 hours before learning my whole dream was a lie. Frankly it was a beautiful reality to live in. Bludger just wants to fly high! Maybe we should let the robots win after all. Some of their ideas are pretty solid?
But there's nothing articially generated about Chrogman's hands, that dude is laying a beatdown ANYWHERE a random follower agrees to meet. Not sure how sustainable this content model is but that's not for us to worry about. Let's just keep watching until the wheels fall off.
Hopefully he's able to reach Day 365 in one piece though. By then he'll have a highlight reel that rivals Tyson & Ali. If we still had RNR cooking he'd certainly be my 1st call, would be an absolute ripper. Ah well, fair dinkum my cobbers, enjoy a peek at his first 15 days!
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PS: I need an Australian remake of 'Snatch' with Chrog as the lead Pikey. Just makes too much sense. Periwinkle blue. Dahgs.