UK Governing Body Is Making A British Canoeist Choose Between Going To The Olympics Or Keeping OnlyFans Page Going
Alex Pantling. Getty Images.Source -- Kurts Adams Rozentals, who competes in the individual canoe slalom, was suspended in April by governing body Paddle UK following "allegations" about his posts on social media.
Paddle UK removed Rozentals from their World Class Programme - UK Sport's lottery-funded initiative to put athletes on the course for the Olympics - pending an investigation. While Paddle UK have refused to clarify the nature of the allegations, Rozentals suspects it is due to him creating content on subscription website OnlyFans, which is known for hosting adult content.
…Rozentals created his own OnlyFans account in January 2025 in order to help fund his training programme and he posts videos and pictures on his Instagram account to drive viewers towards the content.
First of all, shame on everyone who clicked on this blog thinking it would be a woman athlete with an OnlyFans account. Dude athletes can fire up an OF just like their female counterparts. Athletes all across the globe are snapping off dick pics left and right for free. Kurts Adams Rozentals is just smart enough to know he can make some necessary income by cranking off a few pictures of his hog on the internet.
The more I think about it, the more grueling it seems to be an Olympic athlete. Obviously there are the big sports like basketball and hockey that have guys making millions and millions of dollars playing professionally. Obviously there are big name athletes in sports like track and swimming who are able to not only make a few million competing, but also have enough name and brand recognition to be worth additional millions in endorsements.
But the average Olympian? The guys like Kurts Adams Rozentals of the world? The guys who nobody knows who they are, but they are world class athletes who dedicate their entire life to training for this event despite the fact that they have no money? I just don't see any issue with these dudes making some bank off their meat. I get banning athletes who break the rules by taking performance enhancing drugs. I can even understand the thought process behind banning athletes from nations that are currently the aggressors engaged in a foreign war. But a dude snapping a few pictures of his junk and having a bunch of horny chicks and dudes willing to spend $10/month to see that hang down? I'm sorry but I just don't see how that's a conflict in anyway to the Olympics. The fellas used to wrestle butt ass naked at the Olympics. Now you're going to ban a guy from competing just because a bunch of heathens are financially invested in his dick and balls? It's just not right.
It's hard enough to make it to the Olympics in the first place. If athletes can take the financial burden off themselves by putting their hog out on the internet for monetary compensation, then so be it. Here's to hoping Kurts Adams Rozentals gets the justice he deserves. Let that man compete. If you're really worried about compromising the integrity of the Olympics, maybe just have him make the account free during the games.