Save The Date! Bonnie Blue Vows To Sleep With 2000 Men Via "Being Tied Up In A Glass Box Open To The Public" In London On June 15th? Slay Queen!

Devlin6/02/2025 1:00 PM

"I wanna be stretched out and used by the public... I wanna give back and say thank YOU for getting me to where I am. The best way to do that is to make my holes SO accessible to everybody. So come stretch me June 15th let me hit that 2000!"

Look, I'm not proud of these #pageviews. But a click is a click. And you always know things are next level when you can't even get the Twitter videos to embed. Not sure how those 2 above worked but her quote was directly from 1 that would NOT. C'est la vie I guess.

Judging from how much we've covered Ms. Blue on this website, far be it from me to start leaning into possessing a single shred of morale fiber or good judgment. Bailamos!

Please do understand I'm not trying to become Barstools #1 Beat Reporter for Global Beat Offs but gotta respect game when you see it. Bonnie Blue is gaining infamous notoriety & racking up followers at beyond warp speed. Really unlike anything I've ever seen.

Sex sells. We all know that. But sex in a glass case of emotion while 2000 random dudes dump baby batter intermittently & millions more watch ever so intently? Well I don't know what that does, but it definitely cooks up clicks like fucking hotcakes. For better or worse.

So I'm gonna choose to be a supportive king to an empowered, independent, brilliant business driven QUEEN. Who hasn't tried building a media empire with a few well timed Bagwells? Tale as old as time. Somehow when a strong woman does it, all she gets is hate.

I mean is it crazy to say that Bonnie Blue is the Taylor Swift of amateur adult videos? Owning ALL her own masters, giving the FINGER to the man while he's giving her 4, and changing the way we think about the human condition and #art?

To be clear I am asking that question, not making the comparison myself. That would be insane to say, maybe. But it is food for thought on a rainy Sunday night.

All I know is, PRAY for her #CumCollector. Poor guy hasn't had a weekend off in like 2 years. Gotta tip your cap to the great ones though. As Tim Tebow once said, "God bears the biggest burdens to those who can shoulder the load"

Just in this case it's roughly 2000 loads squarely on his shoulders. If she sticks to her 12 hour rule that's 43,200 seconds = 21.6 seconds per load. Button up your chinstrap kind of day.

Godspeed June 15th Connor, we're all rooting for you buddy. Don't forget to pack a ShamWow or two. It's gonna be a goddamn mess in that box.