The Barstool Beach House Cast Has Been Announced!

Hahahahahah here we go!!! The Barstool Beach House cast has officially been confirmed, and the boy is absolutely buzzing. This is a DANGEROUS group.

I’ll be honest I wasn’t expecting Dante The Don to be part of the cast. He just doesn’t strike me as the type of guy who’d want to shack up in a beach house with a bunch of 20-somethings for five straight weekends. But hey, at least he’s Italian.

As for me, I genuinely feel like I was made for this show. It’s basically everything I already do every week, except now it’s going to be filmed. Just glad Dave gave me a couple of dogs to get after it with. The only question I have is, do I have permission to go full Smokes? Or am I on some sort of leash?

I did Storm Chasers with Tommy, and I’m telling you right now he’s a sneaky savage. From the outside, he doesn’t look like a menace, but deep down he’s a city boy through and through. Do not underestimate him. Especially when he has a few drinks in him and starts shooting off DM’s like he’s prime Steph Curry.

And Katic? I’ve gone out with him the last four weekends in a row he was built for this show. You want to talk about the absolute boy and pure vibes guy? Look no further than Katic. If you’re a cold beer sitting on the Jersey Shore, count your days… because Katic is coming.

Now, even though she’s my ex, I’m honestly happy Annika’s going to be there. Or at least that’s how I feel right now dead sober on a Wednesday in June. We’ll see how I feel once this whole thing actually kicks off and alcohol gets involved.

Ella? Ella is basically Snooki. Just scroll through her TikTok she was born to party for a living. That’s not an exaggeration. It’s kind go what she already does.

I don’t know Jackie personally, but funny enough, she went to college with one of my best friends, and according to him, she’s always on demon time. So yeah, I fuck with that heavy.

And of course, there’s Bri the megastar herself. I’ve only met her once, but something tells me she’s absolutely DTD (down to drink).

This show is going to be a movie. I seriously cannot wait.