Rate This White Kid's Karaoke Rendition Of The Keith Sweat Banger "Nobody" Aboard A Carnival Cruise Ship That Had The Audience Losing It

Yah, that's a 10. 

Possibly even an 11. 

If we're being honest here, which we always try to do when we're in the trust tree, even I got a little wet myself when this young buck hit that "I wanna tease youuuuu…." with his left hand extending back behind his head, touching his backward Polo hat.*

So call me gay all you want, but I totally get where this lady was coming from when she immediately stood up and had to exit stage left. 

He didn't let down either. 

Kid powered through the entire thing, not breaking character once. Something I could never do. I can't sing or carry a tune for shit. But even if I could, I don't think I could have a crowd losing their shit like this and keep a straight face while it happened.

If you disagree and think this kid stunk, then you need to change your diaper because you have a giant dump in your pants.

Even the DJ - and this guy is a Carnival Cruise DJ, so just imagine the shit he's seen in his day- was loving every minute of this. 

Great video. Good vibes to start the week off. 

Somewhere Keith Sweat is smiling.

p.s. - * the Polo hat reference is a throwback to the official uniform of every white adolescent growing up in New England from 2000- 2014/2015. With the leather strap. You know the one. Pretty sure the northeast single handedly funded Ralph Lauren's Nantucket mansion purchase alone just from those hats. 

p.p.s. - Karaoke is a great equalizer. It doesn't matter where you come from, your age, what you look like, or how much money you have. If you have just one song you can absolutely crush for karaoke, you can win over any crowd. What a great talent to have. You bastards who have it are so lucky. 

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p.p.p.s. - way back in the internet 1.0 days and OG Barstool website, we used to be able to rank things with this nifty little 5-star system. It was basic as fuck, talking myspace basic, but it did the job. Wish we could get something like that back. If anybody knows of something embeddable please send me.

p.p.p.p.s. - back in my club DJing days, I used to love ending the night when the lights would come on with either "Nobody" or "Twisted". Especially at Underground. Both were the perfect sing alongs that put everybody in a good mood and had them leave with it stuck in their heads on repeat until they fell asleep. Keith Sweat was the man.