The Haters And Losers Are Once Again Calling Deebo Samuel Fat

It never ends! The haters and losers won't stop calling Deebo Samuel fat and slow and quite frankly he should sue them all in federal court. First of all, white is not a flattering color on anyone, so just keep that in mind. But secondly, he's not fat! It's June and he's doing what me and my fellow football players call "group install" when we jog through the playbook at half speed.

Yeah, knock it off you bozos. 

But all the blue checkmark fake news football twitter accounts are running with it. Saying if he has 1 more Oreo he'll be lining up at fullback and other mean things. 

Me personally? Well, I don't think he looks fat at all. Does he literally have a fat ass? Yes. No denying a woman could give her doctor a picture of that caboose before her BBL surgery and ask for the Deebo. But I refuse to believe the 29 year old, former All-Pro WR is actually fat. You can take a bad picture of video of anyone and call them fat. Haven't you seen those 115 pound IG models do those videos explaining how they get the perfect angles but in reality they have fat rolls? (I crack up every time I see one of those when the model has to literally pose different to appear fat, and it's like, one roll of skin over another). 

But I digress. This is all bulletin board material. Call him a Krispy Kreme donut one more time and that's one more touchdown he'll score this season. 

PS: Nobody said he looked fat here. Bad angles, as I said. Justice for Deebo!