"Catfish Girl" Hannah Barron Posted Her 1st River Picture Gallery Of The Year And Got IMMEDIATELY Recruited To Ole Miss By Head Coach Lane Kiffin
It's been a hot minute since I've seen Hannah Barron pop up on social media. I'm not saying she lost a step, maybe I just don't have the outdoor niche in my algorithm anymore? Clearly plenty of people still do, since her accounts have collectively grown to 8 MILLION followers since that noodle catfish video with our Sydnie Wells 4 years ago. God bless America!
But somehow Hannah isn't an avid Twitter user which generally leaves her 230,000 followers in the dust. Despite gleefully digging her fingernails into river dirt daily, she doesn't try to get in the mud online. Probably for the best to be honest, as this place is a fucking cesspool.
And not the cool kind where you can collect tadpoles & various varments/critters.
Nevertheless, that didn't stop The Catfish Queen from blessing Twitter with an appearance this week. 77,000 likes on your 1st post of the year is not too shabby folks.
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And it immediately entered the internet cesspool getting swiftly picked up by the SEC's hardest working recruiter Lane Kiffin.
And that immediately alerted the Horny Police to take notice. Flags all over the damn field!
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But credit where credit is due, The Noodle Master had a perfect response to shut down that Ole Miss recruiting attempt.
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Look I don't blame Lane for trying to add an absolute stud to his D1 squad. There's no doubt Hannah Barron is tougher than 99% of guys on earth and in better shape than most NFL draft picks. Yet sadly for Coach Kiffin, it doesn't look like she'll be coming to The Sip anytime soon. Or ever. Mintzy will have to do.
Thankfully for all of us Alabama fans, we can still enjoy Hannah's greatness together.
ROLL DAMN TIDE!
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