Congrats To Max and Memes For Winning The Barstool After Dark Home Run Derby
So last night was the annual Home Run Derby on Barstool After Dark. Controversy struck multiple times in the leadup, with Ebo and Memes being added within minutes of the final rosters being announced, and then teams being completely scrapped and a Draft breaking out to start the stream. Take a watch if you want to see hundreds of home runs hit, but one highlight of the night is when Ebo pput a baseball 439 feet from home plate with an exit velo of 109.5:
The kid was born to hit baseballs. And correct me if I'm wrong, Eboners, he didn't even play in high school? How the fuck is that possible?
However if you think this blog is just a suck Ebo's tiny little dick fest, think again. After the greatest twist in stream history courtesy of Lucas, the winning team divided up into duos to crown the winning pair, and needing just a home run in his last, what, 3 swings? Ebo couldn't put one over the fence.
Damn, Connor Griffin coming at that neck and White Boy Rick announcing it to the masses. But you know what that means, the winner of the entire event, Max and Memes:

Congratulations to the champs. Shoutout Gametime. We'll see you next week for another episode of Barstool After Dark.