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"Welp Now Everyone Knows We Had Sex" -Actress/Model Elsie Hewitt Revealing She's Pregnant With Pete Davidson's Child

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Pete Davidson's incredible dating history has been well documented on this forum. The likes of Kate Beckinsale, Margaret Qualley, Kaia Gerber, Emily Ratajkowski, Kim Kardashian, Ariana Grande, and Madelyn Cline somehow don't even complete his roster. I'm sure Derek Jeter sits at home wondering how someone could out-do him. Like Gretzy retiring with the goals record thinking it was untouchable and here comes Ovechkin decades later to break it. Pete Davidson defies all logic and the secret appears to be an alleged giant hog, self-deprecation, and just being known as a nice, normal fella. Sure he's gone through his battles with depression, but for the most part I think his universal reputation for being an extremely nice guy to those who come and go in his dating life has served him very well. This IG post from the past liked by Kate Beckinsale gives you an idea. 

His SNL co-star Keenan Thompson had this to say when asked about Pete's dating weapon. 

"He's a sweet young man," Kenan told E! News "He's very kind, endearing, loves his mom and sister, and, you know, has hyper adoration for his father. He's just a good-hearted person." (People)

That's really all it takes these days. The whole "nice guys finish last" saying is such bullshit. That ends here. 

As incredible a group of names as I listed above, what do all of those women have in common? None of them could hang onto Pete! You know who appears to have changed the tides? Elsie Hewitt. She announced yesterday that she's pregnant with Pete's kid! He's going to be a dad. What a world. 

A moment to celebrate Elsie Hewitt, who when they first started dating was rumored to be a "non-celebrity." While she certainly doesn't have Kardashian, Beckinsale, or Ratajkowski fame, she's a model/actress with over one million Instagram followers. I thought for a second Pete was dating a school teacher. They don't make school teachers like this. 

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But great for Pete and Elsie! Clearly she's got something that the others didn't. After years of random A-list flings he's found his soul mate. It just so happens she's one of the hottest human beings on Earth. Pretty cool to have this person tell the world that you have sex. I'd say that's a top 1 way of announcing to the world you're having a kid. The whole posting a picture of you holding the picture of the baby while your hand is on the belly is so played out these days anyway. And to think this whole time I thought Pete was just in it for the conversations. 

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