Every Person In This Parking Lot Is A Coward For Not Fighting This Man Who Was Seen Chugging Tobasco Sauce And Allegedly Challenging Random Strangers To Fight
Nevada -- A man has been arrested after police say he was seen chugging a bottle of Tabasco sauce and challenging random people to fight him in the parking lot of Scheels.
On Monday, officers with the Sparks Police Department responded to that area after a man was seen shirtless while allegedly challenging those around him. A security guard asked the man to leave, to which the suspect, 48-year-old Michael Smith responded with what the Sparks Police Department called “choice words”, pulled out a knife and challenged the guard.
There are a lot of crimes committed in this country that should land you behind bars for a long, long time. But at the same time...it just seems like maybe we have too many rules? It just feels like there are too many situations where the police are involved, when society used to be able to just handle these situations ourselves.
If some dude is going around a parking lot slugging bottles of tobasco sauce and challenging people to a fight, I just don't think that requires a bunch of uniformed cops showing up to arrest the man. All that situation requires is for one hero to step up, maybe gas a bottle of Valentina's, and give that man the beatdown he's been searching for.
The knife may have been a bit aggressive. But it's not like he's stealing anything. It's not like he's going out and actually attacking random people. Last time I checked, it's not illegal to chug hot sauce. Let the cops stay at the station, and just send someone over looking to train for an upcoming fight to handle this situation.