Ain't No Hobby: Kevin Kisner Was In A Fight For His Life Against A Goddamn Bat In The Announcers Booth At The Open

This right here is why people can't call golfers soft. Do you see what Kevin Kisner has to deal with sitting inside an announcers booth? That's a man in a fight for his life. You don't cower under a sports jacket unless it's a dire situation and a bat flying around your head is just that. Gotta shout out Dan Hicks for being the 2nd best teammate in this situation. Number 1 is clearly Manu and the obligatory video

I don't even know how you get a bat in the middle of the day in Northern Ireland. Feel like it had to be something else, but who am I to call Mike Tirico a liar? That man has never told a lie in his life, at least not one that I can think of or a running joke of a lie. If he said a bat is in the booth then a bat is in the goddamn booth. 

I don't blame Kiz for one second here. Dropping and crawling away is the go-to move now, he had no other choice. I don't fuck around with animals, you better believe if there was a bat and I was there I'd be sprinting out of that booth. Fuck the broadcast, get a bat out of there.