The Cavinder Twins Both Got A Boob Job And Just Posted Their 1st Pictures Since Surgery. Somewhere Carson Beck WEEPS.

Devlin7/22/2025 5:40 PM

Congrats to the Cavinder Twins on their new set of twins! I'm not sure if this move was solely to send another fuck you to Carson Beck, but hey a boy can dream. Goddamn was that dude horrific against the spread last season. I'll never root for Georgia again.

So I say, RUN UP THE SCORE LADIES!

And I can't imagine it's gonna get any easier for Carson moving forward. If the Cavinders were already getting booked for bikini runway walks with, and this is THEIR words,

"little itty bitty titties"

Then this boob job should certainly throw some gasoline on their blazing quest for social media domination. Rack 'Em Willie!

(on3) - The Cavinder twins revealed they were having the procedure done on July 16. Before the surgery, Haley and Hanna posted a TikTok video of themselves at the gym and mouthing along a voiceover that said, “Say goodbye to these little, itty, bitty titties, bitches … because 24 hours from now, I’m gonna have a rack.

Now as is internet tradition, their comment section has some THOUGHTS. Plenty are complimentary and saying this is like giving Giannis Antetokounmpo a jumper.

But there's also a handful that are downright pissed, insulted, and confused why they didn't choose to get Dolly Parton Triple D's. So on their Day 4 Post Op, the Cavinders gave an eloquent retort to the haters & gooners, of which there are many.

“We know we’re going to get opinions from people that we don’t want and that’s what comes with it, so I’m not going to play victim card. Men think that we’re going to go from zero to 100, or that this video is before surgery, I saw that comment. God forbid we get a size that fits for us and what we want. I didn’t want my boobs to be the main focus. We didn’t want people to look at us and be like ‘boobs’ you know. We wanted to get a boob job to fit our body more."

Barstool Sports has always been a Mecca of body positivity so I feel obliged to continue that trend here. The girls & their girls look great and kudos bars all around to the Cavinder family for doing what they believe in. I've never met a boob I didn't like and for jacked athletic humans, those seem just right.

Of course this is AMERICA so you're free to decide for yourself and I'll even put some before pictures below so it can be a fair comparison. Just keep in mind that Livvy Dunne has already declared Haley's body as "tea", so you already have an uphill battle when it comes to hatin'.

Best of luck to the Twins new twins in this wild crazy world. No matter how you feel about that surgery I will promise you one thing. I WILL continue to uphold journalistic integrity and unbiasedly continue to report on this developing situation.

Fuck you Carson Beck.