We Had A Real Slobberknocker At The O'Hare Baggage Claim And It's Tough To Tell Who Won
I think people who criticize others when they would have done no better have no right. So as much as I want to blast whoever the person was who filmed this fracas at O'Hare yesterday, for starting this late, and stopping this way too early, I can't do it in good faith. Because I would have done no better.
If I see two women (I think? No offense) going at it like Royce Gracie and Jon Jones on the fucking baggage carousel, you better believe the last thing I'm doing is taking out my phone to film that shit. The last thing on Earth you want is for them to come up for air, cool off, and catch you recording them. That would be beatdown city. Instead, I'm pulling one of these -
(Sidebar - I wanted to give David Spade a shout out after using this gif and looked everywhere for the old "David Spade Cocksman Hall Of Fame blog I did like 5 years ago and it's deleted. Unreal. Looks like I need to start that series up again now.)
This fight was one of the rare instances where being on a conveyer belt actually worked to somebody's advantage. Point in case -
Again, no offense here, but this chick (?) laying on her back here was dead fucking meat here. The carrot top looking girl had all the leverage on her. Look at that wide legged stance. Perfectly squared up and ready to start raining down haymakers on here.
But then the belt conveniently moved her out of harms way and allowed her to pull quite the reverse leg lock on carrot-top.
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Just as this fight was getting good and looked like it was going to go the distance, bang. It was lights out like Tony Soprano sitting in the diner.
We were robbed.