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We Have A New "Most Cleveland Browns Clip Of All Time" From Today's Helmet Unveiling Where The Photographer Fell Into The Lake

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you to the Cleveland Browns in 14 seconds. It would take hours, if not days, to try and describe The Fumble and The Drive and 1-15 and 0-16 and Hue Jackson and Johnny Manziel and trading for AJ McCarron but not getting the notice in time and getting rid of Baker Mayfield and trading for Deshaun Watson and two straight years of draft picks getting arrested before camp, not to mention all of the creative end of game situations that Cleveland has found ways to lose. But if I had to explain the franchise in just seconds, I would show this clip of the Browns new brown helmet unveil being totally spoiled by the camera woman falling off the raft into the lake.

This clip is so unbelievable that it feels fake but then again it's the Cleveland Browns so this is 100% real. There's simply no chance that anyone in that organization had the brain cells to concoct this idea beforehand and dupe the internet. If they did, they should be promoted to GM (as long as Condoleeza Rice is still unavailable). 

I've now watched this clip 100x and I can't decide which part is my favorite: the fall or the little old lady and the DUDE WIPES MASCOT running over to throw a life raft to the person who fell.

Shoutout Dude Wipes. No shout out to the Browns though. Only in Cleveland…..