Justice: Some Jackass Snuck Into The Tour de France Pretending To Be A Racer, Gets Truck Sticked By A Security Guard At The Finish Line

This is justice at its finest. I'm not going to sit here and pretend I know what the hell is going on at the Tour de France, but I do know a solid hit when I see one. Haven't seen a security guard step up for the opportunity since Adam Hadwin got tackled on the 18th hole a couple years ago at the RBC Canadian Open

Now, this is all fair. I have no idea what this jackass was doing besides probably trying to get his name out there as some sort of prankster viral guy. In other words he's dumb as shit and now in a lot of pain. That shoulder ain't going to be right for a few weeks the way he landed on it. It's a perfect shoulder block though. Dude saw his opportunity after his buddy went with the slap, which we have to talk about. What was that slap going to accomplish? If you're going to slap someone on a bike, don't hit them in the helmet. It's the old football fight strategy when they start punching helmets and everyone wonders what the hell are they thinking. Slap a back and throw them off that way, really anywhere besides the helmet. 

The only thing I'm going to say about the dude on the bike is, what the hell man? You have to bring all this stuff, wear the uncomfortable outfit and hold onto a bike and no one noticed anything? France needs to step it up. If you see someone with a bike and full cyclist outfit on, you have to know some shenanigans are going to be coming. Perfect ending though. Waited for the jackass to come through the A gap, laid him out, popped up before the car got there and then helped drag the injured jackass off the street.