Bad Beat: A Savannah Banana Went On CNN And Did A Banana Split That May Put Him On The IL While Attempting A Backflip

Listen, I don't get the hype around the Bananas but I don't think it appeals to me anyway. I can respect a team that can sell out football stadiums and better than probably any of the MLB teams and know it doesn't cater to me. And it's the year of the Bananas because you can't log into social media without seeing a clip from one of their games going massively viral with NPC-like crowds going nuts. I mean look at this and ask yourself if it's something you'd be interested in:

But marketing geniuses they are, and after yesterday's fiasco with the Browns camera guy falling into the water in what people are saying was staged, who knows what to believe anymore. I'd like to believe you wouldn't subject yourself to looking like a fool on national television to pump up your league that already is doing numbies, so I'm marking this as incredibly legitimate and an unfortunate situation for all. Except the anchor who was having a great time:

No concern on her face whatsoever. She actually may have just bought season tickets to the Bananas because that's the look of someone that hasn't been that entertained in years. The fella on the other hand seems a little concerned, but I didn't see anything about the Banana being carted out or having his jersey hung in the next stadium they sell out from the injury. I mean just look at this good American fun:

Prayers up to the Banana in question who might end up on the Banana IL for a few games, but what a banana split that was.