Where Does This LaMelo Ball Toe Tattoo Rank Among The Worst Tattoos In The History Of Civilization?
This is the type of tattoo that you can smell through the screen right now. It screams, "I don't need to take a shower today because I already took a shower yesterday". The color of the flames. The smoke and ashes that look like a hideous build up of fungus. I pray to the heavens that LaMelo Ball never takes his socks and shoes off in public ever again.
There's nobody on planet Earth who should be more disgusted right now than LaVar Ball. This man had his right foot amputated. You'd figure that his sons would see that, and they'd realize just how lucky they are to have both feet. That they'd never take their feet for granted ever again. Live every day with both feet to the fullest, because their father doesn't have that luxury anymore.
And what does Melo do? He goes out and gets the most repulsive tattoo in the history of all mankind on his right toes.
I wrote a blog a little over a month ago about how tattoo artists need to start saying "no" to people who come to their shop with the most outlandish requests, like this naked pin-up Jason Kelce cartoon tattoo.
At that point, I thought we'd never see a more ridiculous tattoo than that one. But here we are less than 50 days later, and LaMelo Ball is the leader in the clubhouse. Foot tattoos are pretty nasty in general. Maybe you can get away with a low ankle tattoo? I feel like even that is pushing it a bit. But completely wrapping your toes in flames should be grounds for getting put in one of those situations like Britney Spears was in where you're not allowed to make decisions for yourself again. God this shit ruined my week already.