The Internet Is Hating On Pedro Pascal For Touching His Female Costars Too Much During Interviews, Including Vanessa Kirby Who's Expecting a Child With Paul Rabil. Wait She's Dating Jacked Nate? WHOA.
Folks this news was an absolute bombshell to me. No, not the seemingly out-of-nowhere internet hate that started piling on Pedro Pascal last week. That doesn't really seem like that big of a deal.
Oh wow, a sexually ambiguous movie star is publicly flirting with his on-screen wife ON A PRESS TOUR for their Marvel movie? Keep fighting the good fight out there monkey bots!
Granted it has been pretty funny to see all the replies online raging with a variation of:
"BRO IF THAT WAS MY WIFE, I'D BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF PEDRO FOR TOUCHING HER LIKE THAT".
Uhhhh okay buddy!
This guy? That's who you're worried about?
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Okay maybe you could get a little upset if you're Connie Nielsen's husband, but spoiler alert she's single. Either way, Pedro absolutely put his heart & soul into the role of Drug Kingpin/Nic Cage Superfan in 'Unbearable Weight Of Massive Talent' so until he's put in handcuffs for something truly awful, he'll be receiving my everlasting support.
The bigger story here is about the mystery man all these rage baiters have been theoretically defending when these Vanessa Kirby clips pop up. She announced her pregnancy in May with her partner… Paul Rabil? The PLL lacrosse guy? Jacked Eric Nathan? What the FUCK? How have we not been talking about this the entire time?
He's practically Barstool Royalty! And goddamn is he HANDSOME.
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Some news…life’s greatest adventure is beginning soon. We’re very grateful for your love and support. Especially the advice. Mum’s a superhero. I’m just really lucky.
Some reports say they got engaged in December but no official word from them on that. Either way congrats to the happy couple on what's sure to be a jacked superhero legend.
My only question now is how does this affect the Waterdogs legacy?
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And I guess a second question would be, does Paul play Marvel Rivals and is he familiar with Sue Storm's "Malice" outfit?
Vanessa seems to be all about it, behold the power of 1000 fire sharknados!
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All due respect to Mr. Rabil but, BRING ON THE F4 SEQUEL baby! Always inspiring to see these MCU movies pay homage to the source material from the comics, that's all.
But congrats once again to the happy couple & Uncle Nate! This tiny blue marble in space can be a crazy place. Now excuse me, I need to go lift A LOT of weights.
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