Katy Perry is Reportedly Rebounding From Orlando Bloom With Ex-Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau

Jerry Thornton7/29/2025 6:50 PM

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Despite the fact that Katy Perry has a few songs in her catalogue I actually like, and certain other attributes that are not without their appeal:

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… she long ago entered that unmistakable Celebrity You Love to Hate phase of her career. Pretty seamlessly. And it's a phase that reached it's very literally peak with this preposterous, tone deaf stunt earlier in the year:

Which no one, not even the celebrity she was seeing at the time saw as anything but the attention-seeking, fame-whoring, useless empty gesture it was. An actual ego trip:

And now, having proven that her there is no limit to how cloying and phony she can be - that her insufferability can even slip the surly bonds of Earth - she's now reportedly a head of state, who might even be more intolerable than she is:

Source - Katy Perry is saying "bon appétit" to Justin Trudeau … as the pair was seen chowing down at a swanky restaurant in Montreal.

In new footage -- obtained by TMZ -- the pop star and former Canadian Prime Minister were seen dining together Monday night at Le Violon.
Katy appears interested in what Trudeau has to say, leaning in across the table during what looks like a thoughtful conversation.

An eyewitness tells us the two sipped cocktails and shared several dishes … including one with lobster.

As much as I hate giving these exasperating frauds any more publicity than they already get, I have to admit this is perfect. These two irksome phonies deserve each other. Perry should be dating the former Prime Minister of a country that even Proud Son of Canada Mike Myers says really has no reason to exist. Like no one ever would've said, "What we need is this massive expanse of territory but everyone crams into three tiny areas."

She ought to be dating the guy who may actually not be the son of a former Canadian Prime Minister, but of a different world leader. At least if the conspiracy theories are true and everyone can trust their lyin' eyes:

A good progressive who thought nothing of donning the most insane blackface of all time:

And who froze the bank accounts of his citizens for supporting truckers who were peacefully exercising their rights to protest his policies:

With any luck, the two of them will hit it off and she'll emigrate to his country and we'll be rid of her.

So good for Orlando Bloom. Well played, Legolas. You got off easy in all this.