Normal Times: We Finally Got To The Point Where Micah Parsons Is Tweeting About 'One Last Time', Cowboys Fans Losing Their Shit

Ah, the Micah Parsons saga. You have Jerry and Stephen Jones being, well, Jerry and Stephen Jones. No idea why you'd be shocked that they are doing something stupid. There's a reason this team hasn't been to the NFC Championship game in nearly 30 years. They are a joke, a disaster and America's favorite shitshow. And now, we finally got it to the next level: 

Hell yes. This is the last piece to the contract drama. A little subtweet about it being the last ride, both Diggs and Parsons in a fight with the Cowboys and the rest of us can sit back and laugh. The real question is how long does this go on for? You have people saying it's not just about money now:

Of course Parsons is going to get paid. It's the Cowboys cycle where everyone hates Jerry Jones, he signs the player, they choke in the playoffs. Reset the clock next offseason when another big name is up for free agency. It's also not an offseason until a player has some dramatic tweet that causes people to lose their shit. Typically this would be a wide receiver, but I appreciate Micah Parsons falling in line here. 

I would do anything to be in the office when someone explains to Jerry Jones this tweet. Of course it's a negotiation tactic and putting pressure on the Cowboys. But we're talking about Jerry here, the dude will say anything. Get a mic on him right this instant to see what he blurts out now.