Micah Parsons is #DONE With The Cowboys

BREAKING: The Micah Parsons-Cowboys relationship has deteriorated to the point where the star pass rusher is considering drastic measures which could include a trade request or even a declaration that he is severing his relationship with the team, per multiple league sources familiar with the situation. The two sides remain far apart heading into the second week of training camp, and are not currently negotiating.

It's much more fun when it isn't *your* star player demanding a trade! In fact, Micah Parsons being #DONE with the Cowboys is the pick-me-up I needed today. All my brain has thought about for the last month is Terry McLaurin, but meanwhile Jerry Jones and the Cowboys have been treating Micah like pure shit, leading to him possibly "severing his relationship with the team". YES!!!!!!!

I mean Jerry Jones is as braindead as it gets and I can't get enough of it. He has continually insulted Micah, even calling him "Michael" a couple of time and insinuating he is too injury prone to sign to a new deal:

Yeah I have this whole Terry situation to deal with, but at least we have a front office who knows what they are doing. The Cowboys have not a clue what they are doing. Wait, I take that back. Jerry makes a GREAT point here...

Bet you didn't think about that! He can get hit by a car so that's why you can't sign him to a long-term deal. Checkmate.

So wait…you're telling me….Both Terry and Micah want to be traded??? Hmmmmmmm. I don't want to trade Terry but if Jerry is stupid enough to do it, I think you gotta do it. Plus you can throw away "Jerry won't trade in the division" because you know there is no chance Jerry knows the Commanders are a real team, nevermind in their division. 

The hope is Terry gets signed to a good extension and Micah does not stay in Dallas. That's the dream right now.