"Come Watch Us F***, You Might Get WET!" Alison Brie & Dave Franco Are Doing A Bang Up Job Promoting Their New Body Horror Movie 'Together'

Devlin8/01/2025 7:45 PM

"Years into their relationship, Tim and Millie (Dave Franco and Alison Brie) find themselves at a crossroads as they move to the country, abandoning all that is familiar in their lives except each other. With tensions already flaring, a nightmarish encounter with a mysterious, unnatural force threatens to corrupt their lives, their love, and their flesh."

Before we get into this body horror blog I feel compelled to give an overall disclaimer here…

I haven't seen this movie 'Together', no one is paying me money to promote it, and I have no idea if it's actually good. Hopefully I don't have to add a ClickBaitSmit style editors note pointing that out every time moving forward?

The comments on my 'Weapons' blurb had me wondering. But I trust you guys to trust my unbiased journalism. Also looks like this movie is NOT like 'Magnolia'.

Don't get me wrong, I would LOVE to sell out & shill every 100% RT score that comes my way. As Batman would say, I'm garbage that writes for money. But until one of these indie studios steps up with a gypsy pouch of sheckles, unfortunately/fortunately I'll just be providing my actual #thoughts.

In this case, I've been pretty impressed with the recent PR campaign from Alison Brie & Dave Franco. There aren't many real life couples in Hollywood period, let alone any who make movies together, so they're definitely earning some bonus points for providing some inherent chemistry off the bat. They first met in 2011, got engaged in 2015, then married in 2017.

And looks like the sparks are STILL flying high.

GET A ROOM YOU TWO! Just kidding, keep swapping spit in public whilst being horny as hell. That always plays. Even if they overused the Lady & The Tramp move a few too many times. And yet, can't really say I'm tired of watching Alison Brie lock lips.

…Jarvis, activate Aubrey Plaza Protocol. 69% tongue.

Jarvis, activate Turtle Shell Protocol. 50% lip lock…

Honestly had no idea Alison & Aubrey hooked up in a movie together. You think NEON would pay me to post ethereal magic like that? Not so fast my friends. That's just for love of the game right there. People don't forget!

But apologies for anyone who's reading this and feels a bit lost, I did fuck up not giving Alison Brie a proper introduction. Certainly one of the hottest TV babes of the 2010's, had big roles on 'Mad Men' & 'Community'. And somehow now 42 years young? Could've fooled me!

Giphy Images.

FYI turns out there's no pictures of Dave Franco on the internet so her intro will have to do for the both of them.

Now as far as their movie 'Together' goes, I am intrigued by the premise. A real life married couple delving into personal conflict & their problems around growing apart, only to somehow fuse into one with a body horror romp? Sure, I can fuck with that.

After the rug pull that 'Longlegs' did with their marketing and LOOK AT HER HEARTBEAT SEEING NIC CAGE videos, I'm hesitant to trust anymore "pupil dilation" PR anymore.

But maybe the juice is worth the squeeze here?

(CommonSenseMedia) - While it's director Michael Shanks' first feature, he's worked in special effects for a decade, and that skill is put to use in the creepiest of ways, with the bodies of both humans and animals distorted to appear monstrous in horrifying ways. There's also sex and full nudity (penis, breasts, backside). Strong language throughout includes "s--t," "f--k," and more, and characters smoke, drink, and abuse prescription drugs.

It's in your hands now folks. Forever hold your piece. Or not.

If you don't wanna get Pee Wee'd at the cinema this weekend but still are craving a fun sexy body horror experience, I highly highly recommend doing 'The Substance' at home. Probably my favorite film of 2024 and you simply can't go wrong with Margaret Qualley & Demi Moore running around in spandex.

Just make sure you're strapped the fuck in for that finale. WHEW boy.

Have a great weekend y'all… Stay soaked out there… Take it away Alison!