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Micah Parsons Has Thanked Dallas And Notes App'd His Trade Request

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YES! YES! YES!!!!

(For the sake of this blog we are all agreeing to forget about the Terry McLaurin situation and only focus on this…thank you!)

Imagine being such a debacle of a franchise that you are in a public contract dispute with your star player to the point he demands a trade?!?! Only the Cowboys!!!!!

No but seriously, I'm so glad Micah is done with Jerry Jones' shit because man is Micah a pain in my ass twice a year. And I fully believe Micah isn't bluffing, Jerry seems impossible to play for. Jerry has done nothing besides disrespect Micah all offseason, and now the details are clear- the organization is a complete clusterfuck. I would assume Stephen Jones is extremely tired of Jerry running the team into the ground but I cannot get enough of it. I want Jerry to live forever because you know he will never give up control. 

The Terry situation is bad, but the Micah situation is worse, so at least we have that! Getting Micah out of the division would be huge…and I have full faith the Terry contract will be worked out, so that's what we call a win-win-win. (I understand I did a lot of fan fiction at the end here, just go with it for our sanity).