The Only Thing More Electric Than Jhoan Duran's Debut With The Phillies Was This New "Sack Grab" Celebration Between Bryce Harper And Weston Wilson
The Philadelphia Phillies went out and found themselves an actual closer on Wednesday afternoon when they traded for Jhoan Duran. He's one of the best closers in baseball, he throws absolute gas, and his entrance is criminally horny.
The fans at Citizens Bank Park got a chance to witness that entrance for the first time last night when he made his debut with the Phils. Phillies were up 5-4 heading into the 9th inning, so in comes the Durantula. What's crazy is that his entrance took longer than his actual appearance. The entrance was a full minute long, and he got the job done in just 4 pitches.
Night game entrance. 4 pitch save on a 1-run lead. I don't think you could have scripted up a better debut for Jhoan Duran in Philadelphia.
However...that wasn't the signature moment of the night. Sure, it was a nice moment and one that should have Philly fans excited for the next few months. But the moment of this win that'll truly be a turning point to a potential championship winning run?
Bryce Harper and Weston Wilson giving each other a quick checkup in the dugout. A quick little "turn your head to the side and cough".
Listen….if you don't feel comfortable enough to grab your boy's sack, then he's not really your boy at all. What's a quick little nut cradle amongst pals? That ain't gay. If anything, it's the most masculine thing you could possibly do. Just a gentle little grope. A tender little tug. Two dudes who are proud of each other, and want to demonstrate that feeling through the act of cupping the gonads. You love to see it.
So let this be the green light to all you fellas out there this weekend. We've got some beautiful weather on deck. Let's go out there, have ourselves a Saturday, and feel free to snag your boys' scrotums whenever you get the urge. Life is too short to not tug your best pal's testies.