"I’m Going To Slap The F*** Out Of You" Johnny Manziel Challenged Gillie Da Kid To Fight At Rough N' Rowdy Over the Cam Newton/Jalen Hurts Drama. Gillie Clapped Back Covered In White Powder Telling Mr. Football To Go Join AA
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Welcome to the final Sunday before we have a NFL game every week until February. We need it now more than ever. Because until that gridiron greatness graces our screens, we're gonna have to settle for petty arguments online to fuel these here pageviews. In this case, we had a reply guy slobber knocker going down this weekend between Johnny Manziel & Gillie Da Kid. Let's dive into this demented reality.
Rewinding a bit before Mr. Football's Twitter fingers got the best of him, the main crux of it all started with Gillie recently feuding with Cam Newton. That was all born from Cam leaving Jalen Hurts off his Top 10 QBs of 2025 list. And as all NFL fans know, ya gotta defend your QB1 till the bitter end! Unless he's like, Nathan Peterman or Derek Carr. No offense Nate.
(Complex) - Gillie and Newton have had their issues ever since Newton, a former NFL QB and now the host of a successful YouTube series, didn’t rate Hurts in his top ten list of quarterbacks for the 2025 season. The two have exchanged words on their platforms — most famously, when Gillie recorded a video telling Newton to “shut your tight jeans wearing ass up.”
"What you do? You want MVP? Won a Super Bowl? Win the Super Bowl MVP? And you hating on him? 'Cause he did what you couldn't do, win a Super Bowl! Anything the two of 'em! So when you hate on him, just know you wasn't better than him,” added Gillie, defending Hurts. Newton responded on 4th&1 by saying, “There will be no playing with my name.” Then he brought up the comments he previously made about Gillie’s music. "Where I'm from Gillie, we stab, and we twist,” said Newton. "When you go low, I go to hell.”
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Now why did Johnny Football decide to enter this fray? That part is truly unknown. He did just have a podcast episode drop with Cam, so maybe he was just going with the "all publicity is good publicity" route by trying to get in the mix. Maybe he's actually boys with Cam, who fucking knows.
The only thing that's for sure is, Gillie responded to his Tweets with a tactically powdered nuke.
"We're gonna have to put an over/under for how many fucking days you're gonna lay in the hospital. I'm thinking 13.5 days, I'm taking the fucking over Johnny! Now let me tell you something Johnny, I need you to check into AA, Alcoholics Anonymous, and I need you to check the fuck out of AAB, African American Business, Johnny. This has nothing do with you. Sit your dumbass ass down somewhere.
You're talking about how ain't do nothing on the football field? Neither did you Johnny! You was in the league for 2 weeks, they sent you to the fucking Australian Kangaroos. I think you did 2 years with the Lithuanian Bombers or some shit. The fuck is you talking about? You ain't did shit neither. Get the fuck outta here Johnny!"
I know that was a pretty brutal dig from Gillie but I'll be honest, those team names are kinda fire. No response from Señor Football yet aside from this.
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And as I'm writing this blog I've discovered a fearless 3rd party has entered the Coliseum too. Cheah Hive, STAND THE FUCK UP!
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No offense to Gillie, he made an A+ retort video. But that Cheah reply is an undefeatable Stone Cold Stunner. There's nothing Johnny can say at this point, or ever, to defeat The Hive. What a world.
As far as the RNR matchup goes, I wouldn't hold my breath for that one. I've never been told it's officially fully canceled and buried 6 feet under, but I'd say it's certainly embalmed and sitting in the casket. Back in February I had Patrick Mahomes Sr. lined up to fight John Rocker, until Brittany Mahomes allegedly stepped in and had their lawyers void the contract after their Bourbon St argument went mega viral. Something about disgracing the family name or something? Sounds like a fun family to be a part of!
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So I tried to save it all by getting Dennis Rodman to fill his spot, which seemed like an even better main event matchup. But Dave Portnoy called it off thinking The Worm would be too much of a headache to deal with, which is certainly true but what RNR fighter isn't? The majority of the brawlers I dealt with were either on meth, wearing an ankle monitor, extremely unhealthy, trying to scam for a few bucks, or all of those combined. Came with the territory, but whew boy was it a thrill. Maybe next year. Whatever.
But keep those legs loose just in case ladies!
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I'll close out by wishing good luck to Johnny Football getting back on the wagon soon and sitting a few plays out. Even if the RNR fight was agreed to, I'm not so sure he would enjoy that reality. Philly Gillie has got some HANDS.
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The overall lesson here is… don't do drugs kids. And if you do, make sure you log out of all your social media accounts first. Good lord we need football back ASAP.
I take no pleasure in these pageviews. But here's a full RNR PPV if you're bored today.
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PS: Pat Bev vs Gilbert Arenas co-main event? I see the vision.