Margot Robbie Rumored To Star In 'ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN' Remake From Tim Burton? Let's Investigate How She Might Look In That Role!
Margot Robbie being an absolute rocket is nothing new. She's already gone above & beyond earning her A-List Hollywood status, and given us plenty of incredible memories over the years. Whether she's playing Barbie, Harley Quinn, The Duchess of Bay Ridge…
Just like Bas Rutten, she always delivers.
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So after raking in iconic billions at the box office and turning millions of boys to men, what more could be left for Margot to accomplish? Well folks, we have our answer.
She's gonna become 50 feet tall and fuck some shit UP in IMAX for our viewing pleasure.
(Variety) - "Margot Robbie is in early conversations to join Tim Burton‘s remake of “Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman” for Warner Bros. News broke last February that Burton was working on a reimagining of the 1958 science-fiction horror movie, which follows a wealthy heiress who grows into a giant after an alien encounter and exacts revenge on her cheating husband. “The Nightmare Before Christmas” creator planned to direct, as well as produce.
The studio was eager to continue doing business with LuckyChap following the success of the Oscar-winning “Barbie” — the highest-grossing movie of 2023 with $1.45 billion globally, as well as the biggest film in the studio’s 100-year history — and signed the company to a multi-year, first-look feature film deal to collaborate on future projects. Robbie, a three-time Oscar nominee, next stars in WB’s “Wuthering Heights,” Emerald Fennell’s adaptation of Emily Brontë’s classic."
Personally I've never been into the "step on me mommy/get your balls crushed by a giant amazon woman" trend but that could certainly change by the time this movie gets made. Watching Margot wreak havoc whilst she's barely fitting onto a 69 ft silver screen?
Yeah Bob, that's something I might be interested in. But put away the 22 inch cock please.
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Now truthfully, I don't know dick about the original version of this sci-fi/horror movie. Our comment section has done a great job educating me about the all-time great babes of the 70s & 80s… But we haven't reached back to 1958, yet.
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Turns out incredible legs are incredible in any decade you see them. The more you know!
RIP to the OG 50 Foot Queen Allison Hayes, but if anyone can carry on her legacy it's our girl Margot. Consider me SEATED for this cinematic experience, hopefully this blog is enough to push that production past the 1 yard line. As Sheev Palpatine would say, DO IT!
Don't fuck it up Tim Burton, this is the 50 Foot Woman we need. And deserve.
She's not wearing hockey pads.