Cristiano Ronaldo Has Officially Proposed To His Longtime Girlfriend Georgina Rodriguez And The Ring Is Maybe The Biggest You'll Ever See

Yeah, some guys have it all. In Ronaldo's case he's got what is probably multiple billion dollars including a 700 million dollar contract in Saudi Arabia for two years, stunningly good looks (pause), a supermodel girlfriend who he has been with for centuries, and oh yeah, he's the greatest to ever touch a soccer ball. Fucking a man, save some for the rest of us.

And I don't know if Ronaldo added some millimeters to the diamond for every year they were together, but by god is that the prettiest diamond ring I've ever laid eyes on. The only people who think this ring are ugly are the people would be people who couldn't afford it in the first place, but I do kinda see how this might be a little difficult to wear around everywhere. The good news for them is that Ronaldo probably has a 8 person security detail and one of them can hold the ring in what is probably a diamond encrusted ring holder while they parade around Riyadh or wherever.

Maybe I've just become incredibly boring, but feeling happy for two of the biggest celebrities on the planet for finally getting married brings just a little bit of joy to a day. Now Ronaldo just has to lock in for his final World Cup next year when he finally puts an end to any GOAT debate. 

P.S. Messi could never: