Taylor Swift Has Announced Her 12th Album, "The Life Of A Showgirl"!

HAHHAHA WOW, OK, OK! NEW ALBUM ANNOUNCEMENT ON NEW HEIGHTS. JUST LIKE THAT.

We literally do not know any more information than this, so we'll absolutely have to tune in on Wednesday to figure out when and where this music will come upon us. I'm in shambles at the name alone.

We don't even know what the cover looks like. It's blurred out on the website with a lock over it, and Taylor has changed her profile images to this blurry lock photo as well. THESE ARE MAD TIMES! MAD TIMES I TELL YOU!