Life Lesson: If You're A Big Man, You Simply Can't Let Your Pants Fall Off In The Middle Of An NFL Preseason Brawl

Fellas, get it together! I love the intensity, but it's preseason. Not only is it preseason, it was a game that ended in a tie! 

I'm not going to sit here and pretend I'm a fighter, but I promise you one thing. I will never lose my pants in public. I've made it 38 years and I plan on going at least another 38 without having this happen to me. You can't win a fight when your pants are at the ankles. There's just no place for that. Forget high ground wins or keeping your hands up, the first rule of any fight is keep your pants on. 

If we're being honest? This is one of my favorite fights in a long time. Again, I don't get the whole fighting during a sporting event thing. What are we doing? But if you're going to fight, I want this. I want laughter. I want takedowns with guys slipping on wet/beer covered floors and pants hitting the ankles. It's fucking hilarious when you get this vs haymakers at each other. It's preseason for everyone and nothing summed up that better than both fighters hitting the ground at the same time. 

The Saints fan needs to reevaluate some shit. You gotta have a friend that will hop in and defend you as you pull your pants up. Someone there has to be a pal and let you cover your drawers up before you hit the ground, again. Stop recording and let you get to the next part of the belt loop. 

Football is back.