"Who Ate All The Pussy?" Willow Smith Put Up A Teary Eyed Post Asking A VERY Important Question And Thankfully "The Clit Culprit" Has Been Found
Plenty of people out there don't like eating pussy and that's totally fine, more for the rest of us. Well at least until a few days ago when I learned of some truly disturbing news via Willow Smith's IG Story.
Apparently there's not an inch of clit left to be licked out there? Devastating.
Thankfully Twitter got on the case ASAP and was able to find out who this twat snatcher was. Can't say I'm surprised. Of course it was Steven "The Coochie Culprit" Cheah.
Or "The Clit Culprit" if ya nasty. Either way, make sure you're wearing your muff waders if you're gonna hang around Cheah & his nice hat. Johnny Football & WSD wish they could munch cunt like that legend of the game.
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It really is a great hat, salute to The Cervix Commander. He's earned every drip of box juice and them some. Even Gronk could learn a thing or too from him.
Now if you're still wondering why Willow Smith posted this query… well that's entirely unknown. To quote Kellen Winslow Jr, "I don't give a hell". I'm just in this for the pageviews. But she did follow up with this very cool & normal retort.
Uhhhh okay? What an odd ass family they are huh? If the walls could talk in the Smith's mansion, I would NOT want to listen. And yet they just keep yapping away anyway.
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Of course I am being very careful here with my words, don't wanna say anything about Jada Pinkett and get put on a list. We all remember how that turned out last time.
Still absolutely demented that William accepted an Oscar just minutes after all that happened. Good lord Hollywood is such a fucked up place.
But while we're wrapping up the weirdness of the Smiths let me say this… Jaden is an absolute BUFFOON for blowing it with Sab Zada. I still don't know where she came from or what she does, but she deserves a good Smutler-ing.
Maybe someday. This will have to do for now. Basically a real life mermaid.
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Maybe there's some pussy left after all? We can only hope.
But take it from The Gash General himself, it's not always peaches & cream in there. Shit happens. Just be prepared to rub some dirt on it and walk it off if you're in the red zone.
Willow Smith could learn so much about GRIT from Cheah. That whole family could. What a world.