FRIDAY CONFESSIONS

Dante and I alternate Fridays letting deprived Stoolies get shit off their chests.  This blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks).

I'll go first.

Although I am only 53, I always click the 'Senior Citizen' box when buying movie tickets online to receive a discount. I don't know how old you have to be to be eligible for that discount (I'm assuming 65 and up), and I will not check, so I will have some degree of plausible deniability when I eventually get caught.

The comments are open if you need to get anything off your chest.

Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.

-Large

I was lucky enough to be asked by Sydnie and Barstool Outdoors to fly up to the Cape and see how an oyster farm works. It involved me shucking and eating a couple of dozen in waist-deep water and then going inside their caviar walk-in to sample some of their finest tiny eggs. Give it a peek…

TAR

-L