'Plenty Of Waggles' - Even The Commentators Know Patrick Cantlay Needs To Speed Up And Hit The Fucking Ball

Absurd man. There's nothing and I mean nothing worse than slow golf. It doesn't matter if you're good or not, just hit the fucking ball.  You know it's bad when the commentators are even saying it's plenty of waggles and taking his time. There's no reason for this. I don't care about the $10 million at stake or the Ryder Cup roster spot, no player should take this long. Get up and hit it. Find your spot, get comfortable, hit it. We need bigger punishments for this. No one wants to watch a 5 hour round or guys waggling their dick off. It's something that should never happen. 

This is why I'm glad Tommy Fleetwood has the lead. I have nothing against Cantlay because he's a staple of US golf, but this? This sucks. This is why people give Cantlay shit. No more waggles. No more on the clock. We need golfers to get hit with a 10 shot penalty or have to fight this dude: 

Clean it up, Cantlay. Let's get this over with. We shouldn't be on 13 right now. We need guys who play fast across the entire sport.