We Found Lou Holtz....He's Still Crying About Ohio State

Someone tell Ryan Day that we finally found Lou Holtz! And he's doing the same shit he was doing two years ago: whining and crying about Ohio State. 

Am I hearing this old bag of bones correctly? He's nitpicking Ohio State's victory over the #1 team in the country, Texas, because they lost the YARDAGE BATTLE? Ryan Day had to have hit and quit it with one of Holtz' daughters back in high school. There's really no other explanation for why this guy has such a stick up his ass when it comes to the Buckeyes. Because first it was that Ohio State wasn't tough until they bullied Notre Dame at their place. Then he couldn't win a big game, until he won 6 straight games against AP Top 5 teams. And now he says we can't be great until we win the yardage battle.......?

Keep moving the goalposts, Lou. But the fact of the matter is you're 88 years old and have never seen Notre Dame beat Ohio State. And I hate to say it, but if you don't get one here soon, you may never see it. 

This guy's constant whining makes it seem like he doesn't need to be doing interviews anymore, rather he needs to go to therapy to get a few things off his chest about the Buckeyes. And what's crazy is he coached here!!!! He was on the staff where Woody Hayes went for 2 against Michigan because he couldn't go for 3. He won a National Championship in Columbus!!!! So why is he so upset with the Buckeyes? It makes no sense to me. But then again, at 88 years old with that lisp, nothing Holtz is saying makes sense these days anyways.